Mr. Wood,
As you may know, this beaver likes numbers and likes to stay organized. Being the OCD little beaver, I have kept track of things over the years. And you know what I’ve noticed? The amount of wood I get from you, Mr. Wood.
In a 5 year’s span, how much (of lack there of) wood do you think this writer has gotten? In any healthy relationship, one would think 2-3 times a week in a 52 week year, correct? Roughly, 780 “woodings” in 5 years.
How many has this angry beaver gotten in 5 years? 25. 25 times I’ve had of you and your wood in 5 years. Now, some might think we’re of an older generation. I’m sorry distinguished readers, but Mr. Wood and I are in our mid 30’s. In our prime of sexual life you would say.
So, Mr. Wood. What gives? I will be asking you this when you get back from your work training this weekend, and I demand answers.
Stay tuned, everyone.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Beaver
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